Difference between revisions of "S'Kiear Grimsong"
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<br><b>S'kiear</b> Please, call me Ki.</p><br> | <br><b>S'kiear</b> Please, call me Ki.</p><br> | ||
<b>Interviewer</b>Okay, Ki, First question, where you from? | <b>Interviewer</b>Okay, Ki, First question, where you from? | ||
| − | <br><b>S'kiear</b> Between my mom's legs. -Laughter- Seriously, Ala Mhigo | + | <br><b>S'kiear</b> Between my mom's legs. -Laughter- Seriously, Ala Mhigo<br> |
<b>Interviewer</b> And how do you feel about your city being part of the empire now? | <b>Interviewer</b> And how do you feel about your city being part of the empire now? | ||
| − | <br><b>S'kiear</b> Could care less. You win some, you lose some. Home just happened to get it's ass kicked. Shit happens.< | + | <br><b>S'kiear</b> Could care less. You win some, you lose some. Home just happened to get it's ass kicked. Shit happens. |
| − | <b>Interviewer</b> Ah. So did you come to Eorzea? | + | <br><b>Interviewer</b> Ah. So did you come to Eorzea? |
| − | <br><b>S'kiear</b> Lookin' for my lost sister and I was needing money. | + | <br><b>S'kiear</b> Lookin' for my lost sister and I was needing money.<br> |
<b>Interviewer</b>Ah so family. That's sweet. So is your sister really Delial Grimsong? | <b>Interviewer</b>Ah so family. That's sweet. So is your sister really Delial Grimsong? | ||
| − | <br><b>S'kiear</b> Are you really ugly? | + | <br><b>S'kiear</b> Are you really ugly?<br> |
<b>Interviewer</b> Well, I don't know about- | <b>Interviewer</b> Well, I don't know about- | ||
| − | <br><b>S'kiear</b> The answer to both of our questions is yes. Delial and me have the same hyur mother. My pops was ma's side experiment one night, hence why I have a tail and cat ears and Delial don't. Next question. | + | <br><b>S'kiear</b> The answer to both of our questions is yes. Delial and me have the same hyur mother. My pops was ma's side experiment one night, hence why I have a tail and cat ears and Delial don't. Next question.<br> |
<b>Interviewer</b> Um...okay...what do you do for a living. | <b>Interviewer</b> Um...okay...what do you do for a living. | ||
| − | <br><b>S'kiear</b> Whatever I'm paid to do. Acted as thug, hired gun, body guard, and smuggler to name a few things. | + | <br><b>S'kiear</b> Whatever I'm paid to do. Acted as thug, hired gun, body guard, and smuggler to name a few things.<br> |
<b>Interviewer</b> So you freelance? Nothing below you for the right coin huh? | <b>Interviewer</b> So you freelance? Nothing below you for the right coin huh? | ||
| − | <br><b>S'kiear</b> Basically. | + | <br><b>S'kiear</b> Basically.<br> |
<b>Interviewer</b> Okay. And what happened to your left arm? | <b>Interviewer</b> Okay. And what happened to your left arm? | ||
| − | <br><b>S'kiear</b> -Ki looks at the left arm in the sling- Masturbation accident. | + | <br><b>S'kiear</b> -Ki looks at the left arm in the sling- Masturbation accident.<br> |
<b>Interviewer</b> What- A masturbation ac- | <b>Interviewer</b> What- A masturbation ac- | ||
| − | <br><b>S'kiear</b> Did I stutter? No? K, next question. Don't hear me asking you about your obvious, non-existent sex life. | + | <br><b>S'kiear</b> Did I stutter? No? K, next question. Don't hear me asking you about your obvious, non-existent sex life.<br> |
<b>Interviewer</b> Well, I...excuse you! | <b>Interviewer</b> Well, I...excuse you! | ||
| − | <br><b>S'kiear</b> You're excused for being an idiot. Keep this up and I'm gonna charge you even more for this interview.< | + | <br><b>S'kiear</b> You're excused for being an idiot. Keep this up and I'm gonna charge you even more for this interview. |
| − | <b>Interviewer</b> We aren't paying you for this. This is all fre- | + | <br><b>Interviewer</b> We aren't paying you for this. This is all fre- |
| − | <br><b>S'kiear</b> The hell it is! I'm out. I got stuff to do that makes money. Later, piss pot. -Gets up and slams the door behind him- | + | <br><b>S'kiear</b> The hell it is! I'm out. I got stuff to do that makes money. Later, piss pot. -Gets up and slams the door behind him- |
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''Surname:'' <span style="border-bottom:1px solid black;"> Grimsong </span><br> | ''Surname:'' <span style="border-bottom:1px solid black;"> Grimsong </span><br> | ||
''Firstname:'' <span style="border-bottom:1px solid black;"> S'kiear </span> ''Nicknames:''<span style="border-bottom:1px solid black;"> Ki, Asshole, Asshat, Bastard, Backstabber </span><br> | ''Firstname:'' <span style="border-bottom:1px solid black;"> S'kiear </span> ''Nicknames:''<span style="border-bottom:1px solid black;"> Ki, Asshole, Asshat, Bastard, Backstabber </span><br> | ||
| − | ''Born on'' <span style="border-bottom:1px solid black;"> "None of your Damn Business" </span>, '' | + | ''Born on'' <span style="border-bottom:1px solid black;"> "None of your Damn Business" </span>, ''in'' Ala Mhigo <span style="border-bottom:1px solid black;"> </span>.<br> |
| − | ''Residing at'' <span style="border-bottom:1px solid black;"> Limsa </span>, ''located in'' <span style="border-bottom:1px solid black;"> | + | ''Residing at'' <span style="border-bottom:1px solid black;"> Limsa </span>, ''located in'' <span style="border-bottom:1px solid black;"> an inn </span>,<br> |
| − | ''working as'' <span style="border-bottom:1px solid black;"> Mercenary </span>.<br> | + | ''working as'' <span style="border-bottom:1px solid black;"> A Mercenary </span>.<br> |
| − | ''Son of'' <span style="border-bottom:1px solid black;"> Lysa Blackstone </span> '' | + | ''Son of'' <span style="border-bottom:1px solid black;"> Lysa Blackstone </span> ''.'' <span style="border-bottom:1px solid black;"> </span>,<br> |
| − | ''Engaged to'' <span style="border-bottom:1px solid black;"> My Hand </span>.<br> | + | ''Engaged to'' <span style="border-bottom:1px solid black;"> "My Hand" </span>.<br> |
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| − | <td>'' | + | <td>''NOTES:''<br> |
| − | ''Crimes: Murder, Extortion, Robbery, Lying, Forgery, Being an asshole.''</td></tr> | + | ''<b>Crimes:</b> Murder, Extortion, Robbery, Lying, Forgery, Being an asshole.''</td></tr> |
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| − | <span style="font-family:cambria; font-size:10pt;">'' Feel free to add one | + | <span style="font-family:cambria; font-size:10pt;">'' (Feel free to add one.)''</span><br> |
<span style="font-family:cambria;"><p>"The smartest thing you'll ever do is not trust me." — ''[[S'kiear Grimsong]]''</p> | <span style="font-family:cambria;"><p>"The smartest thing you'll ever do is not trust me." — ''[[S'kiear Grimsong]]''</p> | ||
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<div style="width: 85%; margin-left: auto; margin-right:auto; font-family:cambria; font-size:9pt;">''Template created by [[Kahn'a Od'hilkas]]''</div> | <div style="width: 85%; margin-left: auto; margin-right:auto; font-family:cambria; font-size:9pt;">''Template created by [[Kahn'a Od'hilkas]]''</div> | ||
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Revision as of 14:21, 7 April 2015
S'Kiear Grimsong is a bastard of a miqo'te male whom, by his own admission would shoot his employeer in the back if enough coin was offered. He's armed, dangerous, and a massive asshole. Seriously, spend four minute around him, you'll probably want to knock his smug face out.
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InterviewerThank you for sitting down with us, S'kiear.
S'kiear Please, call me Ki.
InterviewerOkay, Ki, First question, where you from?
S'kiear Between my mom's legs. -Laughter- Seriously, Ala Mhigo
Interviewer And how do you feel about your city being part of the empire now?
S'kiear Could care less. You win some, you lose some. Home just happened to get it's ass kicked. Shit happens.
Interviewer Ah. So did you come to Eorzea?
S'kiear Lookin' for my lost sister and I was needing money.
InterviewerAh so family. That's sweet. So is your sister really Delial Grimsong?
S'kiear Are you really ugly?
Interviewer Well, I don't know about-
S'kiear The answer to both of our questions is yes. Delial and me have the same hyur mother. My pops was ma's side experiment one night, hence why I have a tail and cat ears and Delial don't. Next question.
Interviewer Um...okay...what do you do for a living.
S'kiear Whatever I'm paid to do. Acted as thug, hired gun, body guard, and smuggler to name a few things.
Interviewer So you freelance? Nothing below you for the right coin huh?
S'kiear Basically.
Interviewer Okay. And what happened to your left arm?
S'kiear -Ki looks at the left arm in the sling- Masturbation accident.
Interviewer What- A masturbation ac-
S'kiear Did I stutter? No? K, next question. Don't hear me asking you about your obvious, non-existent sex life.
Interviewer Well, I...excuse you!
S'kiear You're excused for being an idiot. Keep this up and I'm gonna charge you even more for this interview.
Interviewer We aren't paying you for this. This is all fre-
S'kiear The hell it is! I'm out. I got stuff to do that makes money. Later, piss pot. -Gets up and slams the door behind him-
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Surname: Grimsong |
NOTES: Crimes: Murder, Extortion, Robbery, Lying, Forgery, Being an asshole. |
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Race Miqo'te |
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"The smartest thing you'll ever do is not trust me." ?— S'kiear Grimsong
