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| + | Nonotha's broom, a gift from Azazelle so that she wouldn't have to waste time sweeping anymore. It has been enchanted with seven cants of binding, and now roams about the company house, sweeping all of the dust and dirt that accumulates in the halls. | ||
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| + | The broom is somewhat sentient past its sole purpose of sweeping. It speaks with a rough Lomisan [Irish] accent, and is known for muttering to itself as it sweeps, asking people to lift their feet so that it may sweep, and make the occasional cleaning pun with a few curse words thrown in. The broom has little to no potential for combat, though to date, it has been attacked and held its own in a fight against a mad Xaela woman, and a drunkard Pirate Captain. | ||
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* '''Nicknames''': "FOOKIN' BROOM", "DEMON STICK!" | * '''Nicknames''': "FOOKIN' BROOM", "DEMON STICK!" | ||
* '''Age''': | * '''Age''': | ||
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| − | : <font style="color:#F02311;" size="3">♥</font> Romantic Interest <font style="color:#FA70BC;" size="3">♥</font> Platonic Love <font style="color:#4e9362;" size="3">●</font> Good Standing <font style="color:#8f8377;" size="3">●</font> Neutral Standing <font style="color:#C24640;" size="3">●</font> Poor Standing</center> | + | : <font style="color:#F02311;" size="3">♥</font> Romantic Interest <font style="color:#FA70BC;" size="3">♥</font> Platonic Love <font style="color:#00BFFF;" size="3">★</font> Family <font style="color:#4e9362;" size="3">●</font> Good Standing <font style="color:#8f8377;" size="3">●</font> Neutral Standing <font style="color:#C24640;" size="3">●</font> Poor Standing <font style="color:#C24640;" size="3">⚔</font> Bitter Rivalry </center> |
: <font style="color:#F02311;" size="3">♥</font> '''[[ The Mop ]]''' - Smoothest fibers this side o'the plains. | : <font style="color:#F02311;" size="3">♥</font> '''[[ The Mop ]]''' - Smoothest fibers this side o'the plains. | ||
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: <font style="color:#FA70BC;" size="3">♥</font> '''[[ Nonotha Notha ]]''' | : <font style="color:#FA70BC;" size="3">♥</font> '''[[ Nonotha Notha ]]''' | ||
| − | : <font style="color:#FA70BC;" size="3">♥</font> '''[[ | + | : <font style="color:#FA70BC;" size="3">♥</font> '''[[ Krystwyda Skoenalyrwyn ]]''' |
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| + | : <font style="color:#00BFFF;" size="3">★</font> '''[[ Azazelle Veusoix]]''' | ||
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| + | : <font style="color:#C22200;" size="3">⚔</font> '''[[ Jo'hern Xikhe ]]''' | ||
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| + | : <font style="color:#C22200;" size="3">⚔</font> '''[[ Hayter Goldwing ]]''' | ||
| − | : <font style="color:# | + | : <font style="color:#C22200;" size="3">⚔</font> '''[[ Oyunara Kha ]]''' |
| − | : <font style="color:#C24640;" size="3">●</font> '''[[ | + | : <font style="color:#C24640;" size="3">●</font> '''[[ Anyone Who Messes Up Sweepie's Floor ]]''' |
==Other Notes== | ==Other Notes== | ||
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===Quirks=== | ===Quirks=== | ||
Foulest, loud-mouthed broom ye'd ever met. | Foulest, loud-mouthed broom ye'd ever met. | ||
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| + | ===Quotes, Bristly Mumblings, Overheard Rants=== | ||
| + | : "Mootha! Ah got ye a pet!" - Sweepie | ||
| + | : "A pet? Also, I am not--" - Azazelle | ||
| + | : "IT'SA DOOST BUNNEH." - Sweepie | ||
| + | : "<Cold, Ishgardian, deadpan silence.>" -Azazelle | ||
| + | : "Ah'll jus' ah, sweep meself oot..." -Sweepie | ||
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| + | ~*~*~*~* | ||
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| + | : "10/10 woo'd sweep a'gain." - Sweepie | ||
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| + | ~*~*~*~* | ||
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| + | : "Yoo know... Ah swish. And Ah swish... Soom'times... Ah wish Ah could swash. Joost li'k th' bootiful mop. She coo'd swash-swash mah way..." -Sweepie | ||
==Rumours== | ==Rumours== | ||
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===PC Rumours=== | ===PC Rumours=== | ||
::* "It keeps the headquarters clean... A-at the expense of o-our sanity." - ''[[Nathaniel Graves]]'' | ::* "It keeps the headquarters clean... A-at the expense of o-our sanity." - ''[[Nathaniel Graves]]'' | ||
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| + | ::* "I'm fair certain that broom has caused more brawls than anyone in the house... Save for maybe Mied or Jo'hern. And there <b>was</b> a brawl between him... it? and Joh." - ''[[N'herys Kavvah]]'' | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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Resting Bristle.png | Resting Bristle.png | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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| + | ==Footnotes== | ||
| + | === '''Mood Music''' === | ||
| + | :: [https://youtu.be/hVsZZp3wccM 'Slept with an Ugly Woman' - Irish Drinking Song] | ||
| + | :: [https://youtu.be/jrXP5zoFxss 'Bugger Off, Ye Bastards' ] | ||
| + | :: [https://youtu.be/x-64CaD8GXw 'I'm Shippin On To Boston' - Dropkick Murphys] | ||
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| + | === '''Final Note''' === | ||
| + | ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ | ||
| + | :This Wikia is obviously meant for satire, should not at all be taken (too) seriously and yes, Sweepie is a moderately player-run NPC within the Order of Ravenstar. RESPECT TH' BRISTLE. | ||
| + | ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ | ||
Latest revision as of 21:56, 30 September 2015
 Sweepie the Broom
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 "U SWIVIN' WOT, YE DODGY BADGER?" | |
| Gender | Unknown (Male Personified) |
| Race | Straw Broom |
| Clan | Ravenstar |
| Citizenship | Ul'dah |
| Age | Ageless |
| Profession | Sweeper of the Floors, Cleaner of All Things Doosty |
| Patron Deity | Nonotha Notha |
| Server | Balmung |
Contents
Basic Information
Nonotha's broom, a gift from Azazelle so that she wouldn't have to waste time sweeping anymore. It has been enchanted with seven cants of binding, and now roams about the company house, sweeping all of the dust and dirt that accumulates in the halls.
The broom is somewhat sentient past its sole purpose of sweeping. It speaks with a rough Lomisan [Irish] accent, and is known for muttering to itself as it sweeps, asking people to lift their feet so that it may sweep, and make the occasional cleaning pun with a few curse words thrown in. The broom has little to no potential for combat, though to date, it has been attacked and held its own in a fight against a mad Xaela woman, and a drunkard Pirate Captain.
- Nicknames: "FOOKIN' BROOM", "DEMON STICK!"
- Age:
- Nameday:
- Gender: Male... ish?
- Sexuality: Mops
- Marital Status: Single Bristle, here.
- Alignment: Lawful Evil
- Height: Average Lalafell
- Weight: 2-3 ponze
- Body: Slim, rather slender
- Hair: A bit dry, straw blonde
- Eyes: (Uh)
- Skin: Sandalwood
- Clothing: Bit o'twine
Appearance
Likes
- A clean floor
Dislikes
- Badgers
- A dirty floor
- Jo'hern
- Pirates
- Doost
- BLOODY BADGERS
Areas of Expertise
- Cleaning:
- Brawling:
Strengths
Weaknesses
Personality
History
- Birthplace: Ravenstar's Basement
- Family:
- Nonotha
- Backstory:
Player Character Standing
- ♥ Romantic Interest ♥ Platonic Love ★ Family ● Good Standing ● Neutral Standing ● Poor Standing ⚔ Bitter Rivalry
- ♥ The Mop - Smoothest fibers this side o'the plains.
Other Notes
Religion
Quirks
Foulest, loud-mouthed broom ye'd ever met.
Quotes, Bristly Mumblings, Overheard Rants
- "Mootha! Ah got ye a pet!" - Sweepie
- "A pet? Also, I am not--" - Azazelle
- "IT'SA DOOST BUNNEH." - Sweepie
- "<Cold, Ishgardian, deadpan silence.>" -Azazelle
- "Ah'll jus' ah, sweep meself oot..." -Sweepie
~*~*~*~*
- "10/10 woo'd sweep a'gain." - Sweepie
~*~*~*~*
- "Yoo know... Ah swish. And Ah swish... Soom'times... Ah wish Ah could swash. Joost li'k th' bootiful mop. She coo'd swash-swash mah way..." -Sweepie
Rumours
Common rumours
Uncommon rumours
Rare rumours
PC Rumours
- "It keeps the headquarters clean... A-at the expense of o-our sanity." - Nathaniel Graves
- "I'm fair certain that broom has caused more brawls than anyone in the house... Save for maybe Mied or Jo'hern. And there was a brawl between him... it? and Joh." - N'herys Kavvah
Gallery
Screenshots
Footnotes
Mood Music
Final Note
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
- This Wikia is obviously meant for satire, should not at all be taken (too) seriously and yes, Sweepie is a moderately player-run NPC within the Order of Ravenstar. RESPECT TH' BRISTLE.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
