Augustine Frost

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Augustine Frost
Race	Hyur
Clan	Midlander
Citizenship	Limsa Lominsa
Age	30
Guardian	Oschon the Wanderer

 

Appearance

Augustine is on the taller side of the height spectrum. He seems to be of average weight. His nose is a bit too big on his face and his eyes are naturally narrow. Needless to say, he isn't the most attractive of men. It's normal to see him in heavy armour, which only makes his bad posture worse.

Personality

Some have had the unfortunate experience of getting to know this man. Most would describe him as rude, selfish, manipulative and vindictive. He seems to find everything and everyone uninteresting if they can't do anything for him. Most times, he has no issue telling people what exactly he finds uninteresting about them.

Affiliations

Currently, Augustine is residing in Limsa Lominsa and is working for the free company 'The Coral Sea'.

History

Augustine Frost was born to a pirate comfort girl and a displaced Ala Mhigan. He grew up in a brothel, with his mother 'working' and his father guarding. Needless to say, it wasn't the best place for a child to be. His childhood consisted of raising as much hell as he possibly could. He'd burn all the corsets and stockings he could find, set rats loose in the beds, fight the other kids and was all around an undisciplined little shit. Try as his father might to set him straight, it did him no good. At fifteen he left home to pursue his 'calling'. For ten years, he lived on the road with his chocobo. Perhaps impressively, he suffered little to no loss from the Calamity. He claims to have been 'chosen' by Oschon. For what? Who knows. To wander endlessly is as good a guess as anyone's got. He became a man of few words and of even less morals.

Relationships

Cornelius Frost - His father. This man taught him everything he knows. He turns into a scared little boy when he's nearby and tries to do everything in his power to keep him happy.

Monica Frost - His mother. He's not a fan of her cooking and doesn't like visiting her very often. She loves to nag him.

Gangulphus Frost - His brother, who died by starving himself.

Maximilian Frost - His little brother, who looks up to him.

Ridley Moore - Might as well be his sister, he grew up with her and was very close with her and her family.

Garrett Slater - His latest and greatest. He's usually all smiles around this man. The Gods only know how he roped the poor bastard into being in a relationship with him. It's normal to see him sharing his personal space with Garrett. When Garrett's not around he's constantly talking about him. Most people tell him that he's got an 'obsession', not a relationship. They might be right.

Renault Delumiere - Ex-boss? Co-worker? On the side boss? Either way, most of the mercenary work Augustine does is given to him from this fella. They seem to get along very well. It's not unusual to see them sharing drinks and joking around.

Avalt Laguz - Augustine is always highly on edge and uncomfortable around him.

Vaande Darkehallow - Ex-lover? Maybe? They had a really sordid affair. They also robbed people together, treasure hunted together and seemed to get along quite well.

Janith Mahltuhs - A poor fat girl who makes Augustine cakes. She only wants to be his friend, but he's awful to her. He insists she poisons everything she makes but proceeds to eat her pastries anyway.

Caen Jabari - Augustine sees him like a son, even though he's a Miqo'te. If anyone looks at him funny, they risk a punch or a verbal lashing from Augustine.

Kelvena Agapor - 'Mole girl'. She's good to him. She heals him when he's hurt, feeds him when he's hungry and considers him a friend. However, he takes every opportunity to toss fuel on the fire that is her personal life.

Markus Gladeswind - He once gave Augustine a hug. On another occasion he kissed him. Augustine tries to be civil with him and his.

Rhagana Doomslayer - A poor Roegadyn woman who also thinks Augustine is her friend. Every time he sees her, he tries to hold his tongue. He's not always successful.

Renaud Becquerel - His current boss. He's flowery, positive, assertive and makes Augustine uncomfortable about his own sexuality. But he has a great neck and pays well.

Tassine Gouvieux - His ex-girlfriend. She stutters and seems afraid whenever he's near her, these days. Once upon a time they were very close.

Garrett Sancsaron - Augustine and Aerius have dubbed this poor bastard the 'king of Virginity'. He spares no expense when making fun of this poor soul.

Aerius Destroven - They're alcoholics but don't tell anybody. They don't seem to notice that they're alcoholics, either.

Memeli Meli - She slaps his ass and he can't punch her face because she's a Lalafel. It would be too difficult to get her at his height and her speed.

Demitri Omni - He loves ruining this guy's dates.

Juste Fantome - An Elezen with a long neck. Augustine insists that his face was scribbled on by a toddler. Despite that, Juste saved his life.

Trisselle Ganathain - Her legs go on for days, weeks, or even months. She also has a nice Elezen neck.

X'yue Tia - A friend? Maybe? Augustine has tried to rope him into robbing people with him, only to be left hanging and almost arrested. He seems to hate that Augustine has trust issues.

Lyse Crofte - Augustine approached her while drunk and befriended her. He was between relationships and chose Garrett over her. She gives him run-by-kisses on occasion that land him in the doghouse with Garrett.

Rik've Niall - An ex-co-worker. They argue endlessly and seem to hate one another with the passion of a thousand flaming suns. But then they buddy up and drink together. Who knows where they stand.

Roisine Niall - Taxgirl. Tariff girl? She's an official who handles numbers in Limsa Lominsa. He doesn't seem to like her very much, but can't complain when she pays him.

Sigurd Rainecourt - A poor fellow who has no business being anywhere near Augustine. He's a nice guy, but Augustine seems to enjoy screwing around with him. One minute they're flirting, the next minute Augustine has a dagger at his throat.

Sylas Peregrine - A co-worker, who wears tiny mankinis at the beach and bends over right in front of him. He also seems to know a lot about the fighting pit in Ul'dah.

Lyric Vale - One of the few Miqo'te women he can stomach.

Eugennoix Sorel - A rival? Ex-lover? Co-worker?

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Rumours

"Oh, honey, no. Don't go with that patron anywhere. Girls who leave with him never come back." -Some random courtesan.

"That guy? The crazy Oschon worshipper? Don't go anywhere near his camp. He'll kill you. That chocobo of his is a demon, too." -Some random bandit.

"He's got a different person on his arm every other day. He doesn't look good. Maybe he's charming?" -Some random tavern patron.

"You want to see him twitch? Get a fire going. He hates fire. He freezes up around it. Doesn't even try to run. Easy target. I hit him with a couple of flares once. I should have finished him off." -Eugennoix Sorel.