User:Sayokuroshita

Sayo Kuroshita The Gaycat! About Name: Sayo Juan Jessie Barbara Kuroshita Alias: Gaycat Age: 25? I guess?! Gender: Male?! Race: Miqote Clan: Seeker of the Sun Orientation: Bisexual Marital: Snow Lynx Deity: Jesus Christ Nationality: Eorzean Occupation: Whore, Father, Adventurer, Static Leader Alignment: Fish and Roegadyn AppearancePersonalityFamily, Static and friendsInformationsBackgroudCredit On the first look, Sayo looks pretty normal. Beside that he is half or completely naked, he have an abused body, some scars from rough customers and some marks from BDSM games. His hairstyle has a special story, people saying that sayo once gave a barber a free blowjob because he couldn't pay his haircut. The barber made it look like a chocobo by exigent. One night sayo sleeping in the stables and got raped by a male chocobo because he thought its a young female chocobo sleeping there. In the beginning he didn't liked it much but after experience it fully sayo started to wear that haircut everyday and visit the stables more often. UPDATE: Sayo switched to DRG since Snows one isnt long enough to pleasure him. Sayo need bold and long spears... Scars & Markings: Make-up can cover all the signs of BDSM. Voice: Like a small girl in a boys body. Clothing: Preferably none but society doesnt allow it. --- Likes Getting payed for sex. Big stuff Running around nacked. Lalafells and Fish. Dislikes Women. Current SCH. --- Fears Getting pregnand. Not being server first in Omega on Omega(hahaha) SCH not getting buffed. Trivia Favorite Color: Transparent Favorite Drink: The juice of life. Favorite Food: Ass Static Snow Lynx ( BRD / MCH ) Sayo's waifu and sexual toy since he left limsa. Like every good waifu, she is ruling his life and pleasure his needs. Get angry sometimes without a reason. Suffer from the minion sickness since born. Toregene Rhell (Jon Tore) ( DRK ) He dont know much... Sleeps while other work, likes tea and cookies. Mel Amnel ( WAR ) Voy a hacerte comer mi culo, matorrales! Elisa Zael ( AST / SCH ) A female and male person, has multiple personalities. Thinks he has a big Twitch community but he dont... SUPPORT ELISA GAMING! https://www.twitch.tv/tarutella Hotaru ( AST / WHM ) One of the few french people that know to be play this game. Seems to be a nice guy. Source of good jokes. Potentional Ninja ( NIN ) Didnt found yet. Mana Rie ( RDM / SMN ) Writer of this shit. Will be banned someday for harrasment and rage in public chat. Friends Matthew Fox ( Tank ) Made a profession out of Gap-Closing! He started to close any gap. Between him and his friends, between a women and between food. Always on a rush to lower distance! Aen ( umm? ) He seems to be a KGB Agent. Provided secret information which helped me to write this. XeAri ( not BRD ) First of all, Bard sucks! Name Goes Here ( Status Icons Go Here ) ( NPC ) - More potentional friends... None... Some of these informations are untrue, speculation, or are greatly exaggerated. Please do not judge Sayo for being a whore, he got born into a cruel world! Personal Stuff . ◢Invented sex techniques by Sayo ■ "The Milkshake" ■ "3 into 1" ■ "The Cat Drill!" ◢ Got arrested for... ■ "selling drugs to children." ■ "insulting Elezen as picky-ear-basterds." ■ "refused to wear cloths." ◢ Things Sayo did in public. ■ "Pooped in a bottle." ■ "Abused a animal." ■ "Ate a lemon not with his mouth..." General rumors . ◢ What people think of Sayo. ■ "He stinks like used underwear." Engerrand ■ "The is a living buttplug!" Randwulf ■ "I miss my daddy..." Sayo Stories are in chronological order (i try!). Childhood Context: Sayo was born in Limsa in the fisher district. His mother was working on a boat, we actually don’t know what she was doing, but every time little Sayo asked her, she answered: “I make sad sailors happy!” There are not much we know about his dad, but rumors saying he was a Manticore and left his mother when Sayo was a kitten. Sayo’s childhood was Routh. He tried always to be like the other kids but deep inside he knew, this would never happen. The other kids on the street called him fish-face because Sayo had a weird fetish for raw fish. Apart from eating it, he was wearing fish as accessories. Teenager Context: Sayo got 16 years old and with that age the experiments started. Only wearing fish wasn’t enough, he had to pleasure himself with it. This behavior was bringing him farer away from society and lead into an endless need of raw fish. He put “things” into the fish or the fish into himself. This fetish got even worse after his mother died on sea. The ship she was working on got into a storm and sink. This is where the drama starts. The path of a whore Context: He wasn’t able to pay his rent because he had no job. I mean, who would hire a weirdo who’s wearing fish. After living on the street he was able to buy more raw fish to stimulate his fetish. Sayo got depressive. He tried to catch the fish by himself but he wasn’t skilled enough to do so. The only choice he had was to sell himself in order to be able to buy fish. Sayo was really nervous when he did it the first time. The sailor, a black and red haired Roe, said he enjoyed it even more then him. He was surprised that the need of raw fish let Sayo do things he did. Sayo become really popular in Limsa for being able to do things other would dare. Rumors saying he had a threesome with a Chocobo and a Carbuncle. Even the famous Cid was one of his customers after it became public that he like children. His life changed and he became a very famous prostitute. One of his special packages you could book was “The Milkshake”, which I don’t want to explain in detail. Almost everyone throw up after seeing him doing it. The best father of the world! Context: In one of Sayo’s many relationships, which he used to not feel alone and used by everyone. This girlfriend got pregnant and born him a child. He hated it so much since it was a product of mindless sex. The mother called the child Sayo to after his father. She left him with the child after she got a good offer from a pimp in Thavnairian. Sayo couldn’t handle the child brought him to the ruby sea. He left it in the underwater city and told the child he only go quick buying him some candy. Local people say, the child is still waiting… The fall! Context: With the fame started the drugs which took slowly control of Sayo. In the beginning he smoked sea grass to calm down and relax. After a while he began to take F-Meth, a special drug made out of fish offal’s. He started to do Roe Bukkake in order to be able to buy more of it. He fell into a deep hole of drugs, sex and male roe. He didn’t even wanted money anymore, he gave you his service for drugs. He got a thrown out of the adventure guild, wasn’t allow to go into the center because of his look. A Snowflake of hope. Context: After another couple years on drugs and close to his death, he got an offer to be part of a movie. This is the moment where Sayo met Snow. Snow was acting in this movie. She was working with animals. She was pretty famous for movie like: The Lalafell and the 3 Evil Horsemen, David vs Goliath feat. Arkane the Mighty, The seven swords of flesh, Creamdarella, The Expanding Hole and many more. After working on set for a couple days they got closer and started dating. Beside that Limsa already thought about Sayo that’s he is a weirdo, a hore and a drug head now they also called him a pedo. But he didn’t cared, he was fallen for snow. She showed him how much fun he can have with living fish. The adventure! Context: Both they decided to leave Limsa behind and go on a journey. Since the Guild Master of the Arcanist Guild was one of Sayo customers he allowed him to study and become a Scholar. A new life, a new static! Context: Working on it. Credit ■ Template was created by Bancroft Gairn. ■ Adapted by Xheja Rajhera. ■ Background and headers Atreus del Alumet. ■ Tabs by Suen Shyu. ■ Music and OOC notes by Glioca Sargonnai. ■ Mashing everything together like a mad scientist D'lyhhia Lhuil. ■ Informations and Pictures by Aen. ■ Write down and edit by Mana. Please remember to proper credit when using this wiki. Thank you. But at the bottom of our hearts, we all like him for being a f***ing whore!