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<h3><span class="mw-headline" id="General"><div style="font-family:Georgia;padding:10px 15px; background: #PRIMARY COLOR;font-size:16px;color:#365eab; text-shadow: 1px 1px 3px silver;letter-spacing:0.2em;"><center>GENERAL INFORMATION</center></div></span></h3>  
 
<h3><span class="mw-headline" id="General"><div style="font-family:Georgia;padding:10px 15px; background: #PRIMARY COLOR;font-size:16px;color:#365eab; text-shadow: 1px 1px 3px silver;letter-spacing:0.2em;"><center>GENERAL INFORMATION</center></div></span></h3>  
  
<p><font style="color:#HIGHLIGHT COLOR;" size="2" family="Georgia"><b>Yappo Rappo</b></font> '''(Say it with me''': Yap-<i>po</i> Rap-<i>po</i>''')''', a fanatic of The Twelve, though you'd never guess it at a glance - he is an adherent of his patron Oschon with the tell-tale itch for adventure and wanderlust expected of his adherents. Yappo has been many things, letting his zeal and charisma rally people towards inconceivable ventures many a time, though these days ''seem'' to be at their end. But once upon a time, he was an inn manager - of the Lion's Rest Inn. He marched the inn workers to the heart of countless zany and dangerous conflicts that no real inn worker should have had to contend with. As manager, he believed adventure was a foregone conclusion. (Albeit one that paid very well, leading him to establish a branch of the Adventurer's Guild and their levemetes within the inn.)
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<p><font style="color:#HIGHLIGHT COLOR;" size="2" family="Georgia"><b>Yappo Rappo</b></font> '''(Say it with me''': Yap-<i>po</i> Rap-<i>po</i>''')''', a fanatic of The Twelve, though nowadays you'd never guess it - he is an adherent of his birth patron Oschon, with the tell-tale wanderlust expected of his adherents. Yappo has worn many hats across two score years, letting his zeal carry him and the people around him towards inconceivable ventures many a time. However, bitterness and final ventures made a loner of the man who was once a guild adventurer and then inn manager.
  
 
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Since then, the inn has hit hard times. The cost of adventure was too much, while the pay-off became too little. Their tavern overtook the leves and inn as the bread-winner of the establishment, and the original owner even sold off portions of the hall to Othardian immigrants wishing to turn the inn into a Doman restaurant. Much to Yappo's melancholy.  
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Yappo has a long circuit of addictions, faults and blunders. Resentment, followed by inhalants, being the chiefmost in his mind. Entering a cycle of poor fortune and unemployment, he eventually found himself adrift on the streets of Ul'dah, largely by choice rather than circumstance. The only upshot was falling afoul of the Brass Blades and being committed to an alienist who helped bring the man to his feet and come to grips with his poor life state and habits. After a triumphant rehabilitation, he wandered, seeking stimulation and betterment.
  
 
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So much so that he found himself out of work and adrift on the streets of Ul'dah, largely by choice rather than simply circumstance.
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Nobody but him can really sift out truth from lie under every rumor, tale, or nugget of information that once spread through the streets of Ul'dah. What he found on his lonesome trails though left him a jaded man. The cycle continues.</p>
 
 
Eventually, he fell afoul of the Brass Blades and was committed to an alienist for an unfortunate addiction to inhalants. Though the mercurial manager has quite the storied past, nobody but he can really sift out the glimmers of truth that lie under every rumor, tale, and nugget of information that once spread by the streets of Ul'dah. Most recently, and thankfully quite true, is that he has triumphantly completed rehabilitation. Where he goes next is up to him.</p>
 
  
 
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<h3><span class="mw-headline" id="General"><div style="font-family:Georgia;padding:10px 15px; background: #PRIMARY COLOR;font-size:16px;color:#2c4d8d; text-shadow: 1px 1px 3px silver;letter-spacing:0.2em;"><center>APPEARANCE</center></div></span></h3>  
 
<h3><span class="mw-headline" id="General"><div style="font-family:Georgia;padding:10px 15px; background: #PRIMARY COLOR;font-size:16px;color:#2c4d8d; text-shadow: 1px 1px 3px silver;letter-spacing:0.2em;"><center>APPEARANCE</center></div></span></h3>  
  
<p>Even out of work, Yappo believed a person must be physically presentable - and when it comes to that, he at least made the attempt to clean up. All things considered, he succeeded at that even in the midst of transience, but not because he was rugged or handsome or anything like that. It's because everything about him covers up well enough, everybody likes a good plain canvas. The smell of paint-thinner once vanished with scented oils, then he had to resort to freshly discarded fruit peels on the streets in hard times. He has a number of scars from his youth that he kept concealed through a variety of methods - makeup for those shallow lines on his face? No problem, hardly noticeable. That scar on the underside of his chin? He has a goatee over it. Shallow whip scars across the back? Really, who is going to see Yappo without a shirt? <i>(The whip scars are another story entirely, though.)</i></p>
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<p>Even out of work, Yappo believed a person must be physically presentable. Good for him, because everything about him covers up well enough, everybody likes a good plain canvas. He sports a number of scars that he kept concealed through a variety of methods - makeup for those shallow lines on his face? No problem, hardly noticeable. That scar on the underside of his chin? He has a goatee over it. Shallow whip scars across the back? Really, who is going to see Yappo without a shirt? <i>(The whip scars are another story entirely, though.)</i></p>
  
<p>Of course, Yappo is not the plain canvas he pretends to be. For starters, he is two-and-a-quarter fulm over the average height of a Lalafell, standing at 4 fulms. Such growth is generally an abnormality most common amongst children whose mothers were exposed to levels of ambient aether slightly in excess of healthy standards. Never mind the other health complications to mother and child, Yappo Rappo suffers from self-esteem issues regarding his freakish height and bulky physique.</p>
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<p>Of course, Yappo is not the plain canvas he pretends to be. For starters, he is two-and-a-quarter fulm over the average height of a Lalafell, standing at 4 fulms. Such growth is generally a birth abnormality most common amongst children whose mothers were exposed to levels of ambient aether in excess of healthy standards. Never mind the other health complications to mother and child, Yappo Rappo suffers from self-esteem issues regarding his freakish height and barrel physique.</p>
  
<p>This self-consciousness forces Yappo to obsessively utilize whatever he can to appear shorter and slimmer at a glance. Posture adjustments, sitting or leaning and turning more often rather than standing straight, flatter shoes, certain clothes and patterns giving the mere illusion of being smaller than he actually is overall. Which, more often than not, actually pads his wardrobe with a variety of outfits. It adds a silver lining to an uncomfortable mode of being.</p>
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<p>He compensates by hunching, sitting, leaning, turning - all kinds of posture adjustments; flatter shoes, certain clothes and patterns giving the mere illusion of being smaller than he actually is overall. Which, more often than not, actually padded his wardrobe with a variety of clothes. It added a silver lining to an uncomfortable mode of being.</p>
  
<p>His casual wardrobe comprises mostly shirts and tunics of varying looseness, with only the most billowy articles of clothing clasped together with whatever's on hand. Yappo also has a fair number of robes and uniforms in custom sizes, being a self-styled academic only as often as his mood sees fit. Yappo's taste is off-the-cuff, let's say - he is a man equal parts eccentric and sentimental, and many of the stranger or mismatched pieces have been handed down or bought for incredibly specific purposes. <i>(Such as, for example, a certain floppy red hat gifted from a close friend, his father's spencer, or a pair of scandalous knickers bought for a Valentione's Day date.)</i>
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<p>His casual wardrobe comprises mostly shirts and tunics of varying looseness, with only the most billowy articles of clothing clasped together with whatever's on hand. Yappo's taste is off-the-cuff - he is a man equal parts eccentric and sentimental, and many of the stranger or mismatched pieces have been handed down or bought for incredibly specific purposes. <i>(Such as, for example, a certain floppy red hat gifted from a close friend, his father's spencer, or a pair of scandalous knickers bought for a Valentione's Day date.)</i>
  
 
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<h3><span class="mw-headline" id="General"><div style="font-family:Georgia;padding:10px 15px; background: #PRIMARY COLOR;font-size:16px;color: #1a2d51; text-shadow: 1px 1px 3px silver;letter-spacing:0.2em;"><center>PERSONALITY</center></div></span></h3>  
 
<h3><span class="mw-headline" id="General"><div style="font-family:Georgia;padding:10px 15px; background: #PRIMARY COLOR;font-size:16px;color: #1a2d51; text-shadow: 1px 1px 3px silver;letter-spacing:0.2em;"><center>PERSONALITY</center></div></span></h3>  
  
<b>Expressive. Adaptable. <i>Neurotic.</i></b> Yappo has many personality flaws - with his crowning flaw being a tendency for incredible, incredible stubbornness and pig-headedness. But otherwise, Yappo tries to be relatively conscientious in his day-to-day. A historically difficult goal to reach given a history of emotional disturbance. His alienist put it in no uncertain terms: Yappo Rappo has an addictive personality, plagued by inhalant and alcohol abuse as well as spree-shopping, informed by a traumatic prior history with Somnus. Add to that survivor's guilt, an abusive relationship in his youth, and unstable lines of work.
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<b>Expressive. Adaptable. <i>Neurotic.</i></b> Yappo has many personality flaws - with his crowning flaw being a tendency for incredible, incredible pig-headedness. Though travel has reminded him of the importance of conscientiousness, expecting it out of the man day-to-day has been a historically difficult goal to reach given a history of emotional disturbance. His alienist put it in no uncertain terms: Yappo Rappo has an addictive personality, plagued by a prior history of somnus, inhalant and alcohol abuse, financial waste, martyrdom complexes. Add to that survivor's guilt, an abusive relationship in his youth, and unstable lines of work. The deck is fairly stacked.
  
Skimming past the bad, however, one can see that Yappo is a deeply empathetic man with skewed morals, an underlying sensitivity and child-like glee. (Sometimes not a good thing, but we're trying to keep positive.) His paternal family comes from artistic and adventurous roots, and he himself has an interest for collecting (puppets, tools, stuffed animals by his own admission), cartography, the stars, and painting, so it's often that you will find him at an easel in his free time.
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Skimming past the bad, however, a generous eye can see that Yappo is a sympathetic man with skewed morals, an underlying sensitivity and capable of bright glee. (Typically inappropriately, but we're trying to keep positive.) His paternal family comes from artistic and adventurous roots, and he himself has an interest for collecting (puppets, tools, stuffed animals by his own admission), cartography, the stars, and painting, so it's often that you will find him at an easel in his free time, even on the road.
  
Leaving positive interpretations behind and moving on to darker pastures, we come to the best example of Yappo's pig-headedness. The man has an obsessive interest in all things magical, despite suffering from birth defects making magical disciplines acutely more dangerous for himself and everyone around him, and what does he do? ''He forces himself to learn different schools of magic'', to pick up pieces from ones he can not find tutelage in, to experiment and put things together. Strictly speaking, it is a wonder that Yappo Rappo has not immolated himself, churned his insides out, and/or wounded anyone grievously in his attempts.
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To shift back towards the negative, Yappo has a historically bad rap sheet regarding magical and aetherological pursuits. Many people in the past have thought of him as callous (if not malicious), due to the abundance of questionable practices and incidents that served to harm himself or - inadvertently - others. But despite these mishaps, his continued survival proves an impressive intelligence and resourcefulness in light of absolute delusion.
  
In fact, many people have thought Yappo '''extremely''' oblivious, if not callous and malicious, for not noticing ''outwardly'' the worrisome outcomes of his mucking around with magic, especially as some of these incidents were explosive. The alienist saw beyond Yappo's facade of obliviousness, noting an intense guilt involving his birth and his mother's health prior to her death driving his recklessness onward.
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Above all, one can say that Yappo Rappo is very capable of cleaning up a mess.
 
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Yappo Rappo suffers from a complex of aetheric birth defects and imbalances; an exchange between a person's reservoir of aether, which can be synonymous with their life energies, and the ambient environment is natural in order to maintain balance in the body - but in Yappo's case, his capacity for aether is atrophied and his body seeks to constantly correct this, forcing his body to vent out higher-than-average concentrations of elemental aether and voraciously replace it with aether from his surroundings in an unhealthy cycle. Among the effects of this syndrome are a susceptibility to aetheric influence, natural or unnatural, and increased risks of backfiring magic.
 
 
 
Yappo Rappo was aware of these defects, though they had not been competently diagnosed or cataloged by an aetherologist. In fact, he previously disbelieved that these defects were the source of his magical difficulties, and this disbelief was often a source of depression and self-defeat, which may have been the only things saving him from a fiery death via magical accident; plainly, he could not bear the possibility that his family's demise would have been averted had he not been conceived, so he denied these defects and sought to prove that he ''could'' perform magic at a competitive level, that he simply hadn't hit upon his strengths.
 
 
 
The good news is that after meeting with an alienist and a proper aetherologist, Yappo Rappo has been making strides into tackling these issues and utilizing his knowledge responsibly.</p>  
 
  
 
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<div style="font-family:Georgia;padding:10px 15px 10px; background: #e0e2e5;"><p><b>LIKE.</b> High-repetition exercise</p>
 
<div style="font-family:Georgia;padding:10px 15px 10px; background: #e0e2e5;"><p><b>LIKE.</b> High-repetition exercise</p>
 
<p><b>LIKE.</b> Novelty trinkets and intriguing curios</p>
 
<p><b>LIKE.</b> Novelty trinkets and intriguing curios</p>
<p><b>LIKE.</b> Accounting</p>
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<p><b>LIKE.</b> Logistics</p>
 
<p><b>LIKE.</b> Travel</p>
 
<p><b>LIKE.</b> Travel</p>
<p><b>LIKE.</b> Fruity alcohol</p></div>
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<p><b>LIKE.</b> Fruity alcohols</p></div>
 
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<p><b>DISLIKE.</b> Slavery</p>
 
<p><b>DISLIKE.</b> Slavery</p>
 
<p><b>DISLIKE.</b> The Twelveswood</p>
 
<p><b>DISLIKE.</b> The Twelveswood</p>
<p><b>DISLIKE.</b> The smell of brand-new books and glue</p></div>
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<p><b>DISLIKE.</b> The smell of brand-new books</p></div>
 
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<div style="padding:10px 10px; background: #SECONDARY COLOR;font-size:14px;color:#ca3140;text-shadow: 1px 1px 2px silver;letter-spacing:0.2em;font-family:Georgia;"><center>STRENGTHS</center></div></span></span></h3>
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<p><b>STRENGTH.</b> Well-read</p>
 
<p><b>STRENGTH.</b> Well-read</p>
 
<p><b>STRENGTH.</b> Resourcefulness</p>
 
<p><b>STRENGTH.</b> Resourcefulness</p>
<p><b>STRENGTH.</b> Upper body strength and flexibility</p>
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<p><b>STRENGTH.</b> Maneuverability</p>
 
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<p><b>WEAKNESS.</b> Immaturity; stubbornness</p>
 
<p><b>WEAKNESS.</b> Immaturity; stubbornness</p>
<p><b>WEAKNESS.</b> Aetheric imbalances</p>
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<p><b>WEAKNESS.</b> Aetheric defects</p>
 
<p><b>WEAKNESS.</b> General over-eagerness, impatience</p>
 
<p><b>WEAKNESS.</b> General over-eagerness, impatience</p>
 
<p><b>WEAKNESS.</b> Jack-of-all-trades, master of none</p>
 
<p><b>WEAKNESS.</b> Jack-of-all-trades, master of none</p>
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<p><b>WEAKNESS.</b> Bouts of melancholy</p></div>
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::* <p><b>ITEM:</b>  Length of Loose Wire: A very long length of scrap metal garbage found in the depths of Yappo's pocket?</p>
 
::* <p><b>ITEM:</b>  Saucy News Clipping & Rag Smelling of Paint-Thinner: ???</p>
 
::* <p><b>ITEM:</b>  Saucy News Clipping & Rag Smelling of Paint-Thinner: ???</p>
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<center><p>A tongue-in-cheek exchange of jokes, tangentially related to (and sillier than) rumors. All are blatantly dubious - however, some may be laced with fragments of the truth.</p></center>
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*Yappo earned his chin scar after he mishandled a crowbar while working in Limsa Lominsa.  
 
*Yappo earned his chin scar after he mishandled a crowbar while working in Limsa Lominsa.  
 
*Did you know? Yappo likes his men like he likes his alcohol; stuffed into a barrel for several moons.
 
*Did you know? Yappo likes his men like he likes his alcohol; stuffed into a barrel for several moons.
*Yappo has not had an admirer ever since his last one spontaneously combusted in the middle of the Quicksand.
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*Yappo was orphaned and raised in Landis, by the spectre of a mage-knight.
 
*If you listen closely at odd hours, you can hear Yappo talking to the portrait of the Admiral in his office at the Lion's Rest tavern.
 
*If you listen closely at odd hours, you can hear Yappo talking to the portrait of the Admiral in his office at the Lion's Rest tavern.
*Yappo has bi-weekly sprees of drunken bartering, thus is the source of the legions of trinkets stashed away in the Lion's Rest basement.
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*Yappo has daily sprees of drunken bartering, thus is the source of the legions of trinkets stashed on his person.
 
*He can not muster the strength to bite anybody, because he has a weak lower jaw.
 
*He can not muster the strength to bite anybody, because he has a weak lower jaw.
 
*Despite needing glasses, Yappo is unbeaten among his colleagues at target shooting.
 
*Despite needing glasses, Yappo is unbeaten among his colleagues at target shooting.
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<p>Yappo Rappo seems at first glance to excel at martial engagements, retaining a lot of familiarity with dagger-play from his childhood, as well as retaining maneuverability from his less wholesome days as a young adult - to which end he exercises constantly to keep his flexibility and strength up. His four fulm and bulky build belie an interest in scholarly pursuits, however; Yappo voraciously reads up on a wide variety of subjects, preferring matters of both magical theory and practice, and even other mundane topics and crafts over reading of martial techniques. Unfortunately, he lacks suitability in magical pursuits, often endangering himself and others in using martial magic - not only because Yappo is thick-headed and stubborn, but moreover because Yappo is genetically unfit for magical practice, crippling his ability to handle forms of magic popularly described as rigorous or demanding - which most martial forms classify as. <i>(Though Yappo is hell-bent on engineering a discipline he excels at magically.)</i></p>
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<p>Yappo Rappo seems at first glance to excel at martial engagements, retaining a lot of familiarity with dagger-play from his childhood, as well as retaining maneuverability from his less wholesome days as a young adult - to which end he exercises constantly to keep his flexibility and strength up. His four fulm and bulky build conceal an interest in scholarly pursuits, however; Yappo voraciously reads up on a wide variety of subjects, preferring matters of both magical theory and practice, and even other mundane topics and crafts over reading of martial techniques. Unfortunately, he lacks suitability in magical pursuits, often endangering himself and others in using martial magic - not only because Yappo is thick-headed and stubborn, but moreover because Yappo is constitutionally unfit for most magical practice.
  
 
<p>As a ward of Mealvaan's Gate in his youth, he was taught the foundations of Arcanima, so he is not academically incapable of magic. Of course, after they figured out that Yappo could not form a stable Carbuncle or even bring down a proper Ruin, they focused on the arithmetic over the magical. The only grace given to him from that kind of schooling was that Yappo did eventually find a talent for mending wounds the mundane way - and more importantly found a knack with numbers and ledgers.</p>
 
<p>As a ward of Mealvaan's Gate in his youth, he was taught the foundations of Arcanima, so he is not academically incapable of magic. Of course, after they figured out that Yappo could not form a stable Carbuncle or even bring down a proper Ruin, they focused on the arithmetic over the magical. The only grace given to him from that kind of schooling was that Yappo did eventually find a talent for mending wounds the mundane way - and more importantly found a knack with numbers and ledgers.</p>
  
<p>But when it comes to matters of martial prowess, Yappo is not nearly as hopeless. Small bladed implements and acrobatics are his bread and butter in a fight, giving him both freedom of mobility and a Plan B in the thick of battle when magic has availed him nothing. He has the bad habit of being flashy in his movements, telegraphing himself recklessly - another holdover from his youth. Though Yappo does not have a lot of down-time or opportunity to 'undo' these flashy fundamentals, his daily regimen focuses on reigning in that flair and weaponizing it with feints and boxing.  
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<p>So given all of that, it should come as little surprise to learn that Yappo actually has quite a practical knowledge of vivimancy and Blue Magic; practices that make minimal use of one's personal aether, and when so, are often aligned with the element of Earth. What makes up the difference in those cases where elemental aspects are key to practical magic happens to be what is referred to as a Magia Board - an immensely expensive, but vital safety net that allows aetherial realignment through a magicite mechanism.
  
Now, some encounters favor a more subtle touch, which is where the rest of his 'kit' comes in. Due to his stature and build, a very effective and relatively less noisy way of getting 'the final say' is through the use of his trusty length of wire. Otherwise, hitting someone over the head with a thick ledger is a good, non-lethal alternative.</p>
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Though, some encounters favor a more subtle touch, which is where the rest of his 'kit' comes in. Due to his stature and build, a very effective and relatively less noisy way of getting 'the final say' is through the use of his trusty length of wire. Otherwise, hitting someone over the head with his thick spell ledger is a good, non-lethal alternative.</p>
  
  
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<div style="font-family:Georgia;padding:10px 15px 10px; background: #e0e2e5;"><p>No matter what shape, style, or condition, Yappo always has a different pair of workable knives or daggers on hand. Often, multiples if they're small enough. <s>All over his body.</s> With the exception of his Lucky Dagger, which has been dulled and treated as a memento more than an instrument of battle, (not that it doesn't make it equally as dangerous,) Yappo whets all of his daggers equally and lovingly. It's very stress-relieving.</p></div>
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<div style="font-family:Georgia;padding:10px 15px 10px; background: #e0e2e5;"><p>No matter what shape, style, or condition, Yappo always has a different pair of workable knives or daggers on hand. Often, multiples if they're small enough. <s>All over his body.</s> With the exception of his Lucky Dagger, which has been dulled and treated as a memento more than an instrument of battle, (not that it doesn't make it unworkable as a bludgeon,) Yappo whets all of his daggers equally and lovingly. It's very stress-relieving.</p></div>
 
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<div style="font-family:Georgia;padding:10px 15px 10px; background: #e0e2e5;"><p>Similarly to his daggers, Yappo has a bunch of books tucked away on his person - clothes permitting. But he only has one ledger that beats out all the other ledgers - again, no matter the style, thickness, or content, there is always one ledger clipped to his side. It's relatively unknowable whether the contents within any one of these clip-on ledgers correspond to the contents of the other ledgers, but there's one thing that <i>is indeed</i> obvious. The ledgers pack a fucking punch when applied liberally to the face - and they are, of course, called 'spell' ledgers for a reason.</p></div>
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<div style="font-family:Georgia;padding:10px 15px 10px; background: #e0e2e5;"><p>Though habits die hard and he still carries ledgers and palimpsests all over his person from time to time, Yappo always keeps one of various ledgers exhibited on his belt; no matter the style or thickness. It's relatively ''unknowable'' whether the contents within any one of these clip-on ledgers correspond to the contents of the others, but there's one thing that <i>is indeed</i> obvious. The ledgers pack a fucking punch when applied liberally to the face - and they are, of course, called 'spell' ledgers for a reason, often hosting diagrams, mantras, and animal iconography.</p></div>
 
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<div style="font-family:Georgia;padding:10px 15px 10px; background: #eeeeee;"><p>While not technically a physical, corporeal weapon, Yappo's ignorance and stubbornness make a very wild and dangerous one. In his desperation and frustration, he has practiced - and formally flunked out of - Thaumaturgy, to horrible results. You do not want to mess with a repeat flunk with little to lose. In addition, Yappo's short temper under pressure makes him even more reckless than he already is. It's to everyone's benefit that they get out of the way and watch the fireworks from afar when he pops.</p></div>
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<p><div style="text-align: justify; line-height: 1.8; padding-top: 5px; padding-right: 25px; padding-bottom: 25px; padding-left: 25px;"> Yappo Rappo was the youngest of three brothers, all of whom were raised on a family tradition of bucking the traditional - a trait from their father's side of the family; asides never eating local, they eschewed the Plainsfolk's weakness for festivities and merriment, instead favoring discipline and stoicism. Which suited them fine for many a reason that may soon become clear.
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<p><div style="text-align: justify; line-height: 1.8; padding-top: 5px; padding-right: 25px; padding-bottom: 25px; padding-left: 25px;"> Yappo Rappo was the youngest of three brothers, all of whom were raised on a family tradition of bucking the traditional - a trait from the paternal side of the family; eschewing locality and the Plainsfolks' weaknesses for festivities and merriment, instead favoring discipline and stoicism.
  
The other two brothers were, from eldest to younger, Gepesi Dapesi - Yappo's personal hero growing up; and then Yagefa Poyafa, the over-eager middle child determined to prove himself to everyone. Gepesi and Yagefa were aged 15 and 10 summers respectively when their mother Dasisi Dasi bore Yappo in the year 1549 of the Sixth Astral Era.
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The other two brothers were, from eldest to younger, Gepezi Dapezi - Yappo's personal hero growing up; and then Yagefa Poyafa, the over-eager younger child determined to prove himself to everyone. Gepesi and Yagefa were aged 15 and 10 summers respectively when their mother Dazizi Dazi bore Yappo in the year 1549 of the Sixth Astral Era.
  
Despite the large age gap and the complications of Yappo's birth, the brothers had no qualms helping their parents raise him - as best they could. Something that their father, Yafayel Ofayel, was especially grateful for - but that did not mean that any of them were allowed to be remiss in their duties. Because you see, they were not simple farmers, craftsmen, or scholars; Yappo's lineage stemmed from a long line of Limsan rogues, members of the Upright Thieves who upheld the rapscallion code and were a stye upon the piratical elements of Vylbrand and her surrounding seas - dutifully keeping them in check. At least, this was on their mother's side of the family.
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Despite the large age gap and the complications of Yappo's birth, the brothers had no qualms helping their parents raise him. Something that their father, Yafayel Ofayel, was especially proud of them for - not that the two of them were allowed to be remiss in their duties. Because you see, they were not simple farmers, craftsmen, or scholars; Yappo's maternal lineage stemmed from the members of the Upright Thieves, a long line of Limsan rogues who upheld the rapscallion code and were a stye upon the piratical elements of Vylbrand and her surrounding seas - dutifully keeping them in check.
  
From Yafayel Ofayel's side of the family came cartographers, navigators, explorers. Not a single rogue, but many a dashing sailor. This reputation carried on as recently as the brothers' grandfather, Oredo Laneddo, who was well-established among the privateers and pirates as a drafter of exquisite maps and a Twelves-given gift for navigating the seas. It was a chance encounter along the Indigo Deep that paired Yafayel and Dasisi Dasi together in the first place, actually.
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From Yafayel Ofayel's side of the family came cartographers, navigators, explorers. Not a single rogue, but many a dashing sailor. This reputation carried on as recently as the brothers' grandfather, Oredo Laneddo, who was well-established among the privateers and pirates as a drafter of exquisite maps and a Twelves-given gift for navigating the seas. It was a chance encounter along the Indigo Deep that paired Yappo's parents together in the first place.
  
Though, it took many summers for Oredo Laneddo to stomach the pairing; he had an immediate distaste for Dasisi Dasi's father, the rogue Dadasi Adadsi - and the distaste was mutual. The rogue and the navigator bickered from the onset, all while Yafayel dreamed in secret of cavorting with Dasisi and the Upright Thieves. Over time, the two codgers realized that the love between the two was real and pure. Though Oredo Laneddo and Dadasi Adadsi hated each other (for the silliest and pettiest of reasons at that), they would not see their hatred spoil the love they had for their children. They vowed to steer clear of one another and allow the couple a chance to breathe.
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Though, it took many summers for Oredo Laneddo to stomach the pairing, given the bad blood he held for Dazi's father; the rogue Dadasi Adadsi - and the distaste was mutual. Though the two codgers hated each other (for the silliest and pettiest of reasons at that), they would not see their hatred spoil the love they had for their children. They vowed to steer clear of one another and allow the couple a chance to breathe.
  
 
And breathe, they did: Yafayel picked up the ropes with the Upright Thieves quick enough - and not long after, the two lovers bore their first child. Five relatively quiet years later, as planned, they bore the second. Five more years probably would have seen the third, had controversy not intervened.
 
And breathe, they did: Yafayel picked up the ropes with the Upright Thieves quick enough - and not long after, the two lovers bore their first child. Five relatively quiet years later, as planned, they bore the second. Five more years probably would have seen the third, had controversy not intervened.
  
At the time circa 1537, the admiralty was lax in policing a number of Limsan enterprises, leaning upon the rogues to police the waters for them as they always have, rogues who protected ships from the brigands that roamed and pillaged against the code, rogues who had reigned with just cause from the admiralty and many admirals before. But who polices the police? The trouble began when vessels started experiencing a rash of incidents that could be waved away as 'honest mistakes' ranging from missing goods, unwarranted investigations, the brief detention of innocent sailors - typical and seedy enough until one night, an armed raid was conducted by a squad of rogues on a charter ship, The Fourth Hell, under vague premises. The vessel in question hosted Oreddo Laneddo as it embarked from Vylbrand to the Near East. Unsurprisingly, the squad's leader was Dadasi Adadsi.
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At the time circa 1537, the admiralty was lax in policing a number of Limsan enterprises, leaning upon the rogues to police the waters for them as they always had, rogues who had reigned with just cause from the admiralty and many admirals before. But who guards the guardsmen? A night that would be regarded as the fifth-worst commercial bloodbath of the then-admiral's reign, an armed raid was conducted by a squad of rogues on a charter ship, The Fourth Hell, under vague premises. The vessel in question hosted Oreddo Laneddo as it embarked from Vylbrand to the Near East. A surprise to nobody, the squad's leader was Dadasi Adadsi.
 
 
Normally when the pirate code was broken, the Upright Thieves piled in and meted out justice however they could. Be it a bloody end for the transgressors or no. But when the rot comes from within, the unjust from without can smell it like blood in the water; the Upright Thieves were momentarily compromised by greed and Dadasi Adadsi was complicit. Little wonder that the Raid of The Fourth Hell ended up drawing nearby vessels into battle; the raid was loud, sloppy and the ship's cargo was enough to break even. It was the perfect opportunity for brigands and pirates to get a step ahead of their fellows.
 
  
By the end of the night, the raid had become the fifth-worst commercial bloodbath in the former admiral's career; as befits a nation of pirates, the list of commercial disasters were long and gruesome, and no doubt a factor in the next admiral's rise in 1561, and likely later in his successor Merlwyb Bloefhiswyn's decision to seek the authority of Chief Admiral. (A feat she has yet to achieve to this day, yet great strives have been made.)
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Normally when the ''pirate'' code was broken, the Upright Thieves piled in and meted out justice themselves. Be it a bloody end for the transgressors or no. But when the rot comes ''from within'', the unjust ''from without'' can smell it like blood in the water; the Upright Thieves were momentarily compromised by greed and Dadasi Adadsi was complicit. Little wonder that the Raid of The Fourth Hell ended up drawing nearby vessels into battle; it was the perfect opportunity for brigands and pirates to get a step ahead of their fellows.
  
The casualties resulting from that night did not end there either, again typical of such incidents; begetting ripples whose motion won't die out. Oredo Laneddo survived the raid, as did a token portion of The Fourth Hell's crew - and the Upright Thieves' reputation had been publically compromised by a 'dangerous turn-coat'. Dadasi Adadsi's crew scattered to the winds as fugitives, leaving their 'leader' to stand for trial and execution.
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As befits a nation of pirates, the list of casualties of both cargo and crew were long and gruesome, and no doubt a factor in the Rogues' falling popularity with the next admiral's rise in 1561. The Upright Thieves' reputations had been compromised and Dadasi Adadsi was branded a 'dangerous turn-coat' and executed. Despite the bloodbath, Oredo Laneddo had survived the raid, as did a token portion of The Fourth Hell's crew.
An execution served by his very son-in-law, Yafayel, one who had become dear to grizzled old rogue. It is said that Dadasi's death was carried out coldly and efficiently, though his final words were queer and coded: '''"Blame not the sharpy, shush went the scarpers - not for measures, but treasure."'''
 
  
It was a matter of public record that Dadasi Adadsi spat on the concept of piratical folktale; things such as rumors of buried treasures and mysterious last words, Yafayel would later explain to his kids, but Didasi's final say amounted to childish gloating: '''my men are gone and you'll never find 'em, because they didn't sell the goods for money, but for whores.'''
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About twelve years after Dadasi's execution, Yappo was born. Born quite large for a newborn Lalafell, he was nonetheless a tad frail for his early years - moreover, there were fears his mother would not live past the birth. Though she survived yet, fierce as she was, and Yappo's health turned favorable, he was raised watching his mother futilely concealing her fall into worse and worse health.
  
True to his word, without a paper trail or witnesses, few of his co-conspirators were ever found. Shaken by the events, Oredo Laneddo withdrew from Vylbrand and fled to Ishgard, a city-state relatively less paranoid of stowaways under carriages, (the answer to anybody obviously not of Ishgardian citizenry would be prejudice - it was fitting for these people to just waste away as Brume-rats, or simply be cut down when they caused trouble,) where he eked out a living with his cartography.  
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He was also raised on cautionary tales like those of his grandparents' feud and picked up his surviving grandfather's love of geography before he traveled away - but Yappo always held ''that particularly sordid'' history he was part of as his favorite of these many cautionary tales. Fortunately, he never got to see his mother pass away from illness. Unfortunately, he did not get to see his family perish most ironically either. Assaulted at sea by one of the surviving crew mates of the Fourth Hell.
  
About twelve years after Dadasi's death, Yappo was born. Born quite large for a newborn Lalafell, he was nonetheless a tad frail for his early years - moreover, there were fears his mother would not live past the birth. Though she survived yet, fierce as she was, Yappo was raised believing she was never quite as vigorous as before he was born. Regardless, he was also raised on cautionary tales like those of his grandparents' feud and other things aside - but Yappo always held ''that particularly sordid'' history as his favorite of these many cautionary tales.
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Yappo was left an orphan and found himself a ward of Mealvaan's Gate.
  
 
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! <div style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:14px; font-variant:small-caps;"><b>Oredo Laneddo</b>, <i>grandfather</i>.  <b>(</b> <font style="color:#FA70BC;" size="2">♥</font> / <font style="color:#c5a541;" size="2">🔒</font> <b>)</b></div>
 
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Ul'dah-transparent.png Yappo Rappo
Infobox Yappo.png
(Pictured: The Man with the Playmobil Goatee)
"Because that popoto has been brined in the deepest and saltiest trench in Eorzea."

Gender Male
Race Lalafell
Clan Plainsfolk
Citizenship Ul'dah
Age 34
Marital Status Single
Occupation Headhunter
Education Mealvaan's Gate (Briefly)
Patron/Faith Oschon
Nameday 22nd Sun of the 2nd Astral Moon

GENERAL INFORMATION

Yappo Rappo (Say it with me: Yap-po Rap-po), a fanatic of The Twelve, though nowadays you'd never guess it - he is an adherent of his birth patron Oschon, with the tell-tale wanderlust expected of his adherents. Yappo has worn many hats across two score years, letting his zeal carry him and the people around him towards inconceivable ventures many a time. However, bitterness and final ventures made a loner of the man who was once a guild adventurer and then inn manager.

Yappo has a long circuit of addictions, faults and blunders. Resentment, followed by inhalants, being the chiefmost in his mind. Entering a cycle of poor fortune and unemployment, he eventually found himself adrift on the streets of Ul'dah, largely by choice rather than circumstance. The only upshot was falling afoul of the Brass Blades and being committed to an alienist who helped bring the man to his feet and come to grips with his poor life state and habits. After a triumphant rehabilitation, he wandered, seeking stimulation and betterment.

Nobody but him can really sift out truth from lie under every rumor, tale, or nugget of information that once spread through the streets of Ul'dah. What he found on his lonesome trails though left him a jaded man. The cycle continues.


APPEARANCE

Even out of work, Yappo believed a person must be physically presentable. Good for him, because everything about him covers up well enough, everybody likes a good plain canvas. He sports a number of scars that he kept concealed through a variety of methods - makeup for those shallow lines on his face? No problem, hardly noticeable. That scar on the underside of his chin? He has a goatee over it. Shallow whip scars across the back? Really, who is going to see Yappo without a shirt? (The whip scars are another story entirely, though.)

Of course, Yappo is not the plain canvas he pretends to be. For starters, he is two-and-a-quarter fulm over the average height of a Lalafell, standing at 4 fulms. Such growth is generally a birth abnormality most common amongst children whose mothers were exposed to levels of ambient aether in excess of healthy standards. Never mind the other health complications to mother and child, Yappo Rappo suffers from self-esteem issues regarding his freakish height and barrel physique.

He compensates by hunching, sitting, leaning, turning - all kinds of posture adjustments; flatter shoes, certain clothes and patterns giving the mere illusion of being smaller than he actually is overall. Which, more often than not, actually padded his wardrobe with a variety of clothes. It added a silver lining to an uncomfortable mode of being.

His casual wardrobe comprises mostly shirts and tunics of varying looseness, with only the most billowy articles of clothing clasped together with whatever's on hand. Yappo's taste is off-the-cuff - he is a man equal parts eccentric and sentimental, and many of the stranger or mismatched pieces have been handed down or bought for incredibly specific purposes. (Such as, for example, a certain floppy red hat gifted from a close friend, his father's spencer, or a pair of scandalous knickers bought for a Valentione's Day date.)

PERSONALITY

Expressive. Adaptable. Neurotic. Yappo has many personality flaws - with his crowning flaw being a tendency for incredible, incredible pig-headedness. Though travel has reminded him of the importance of conscientiousness, expecting it out of the man day-to-day has been a historically difficult goal to reach given a history of emotional disturbance. His alienist put it in no uncertain terms: Yappo Rappo has an addictive personality, plagued by a prior history of somnus, inhalant and alcohol abuse, financial waste, martyrdom complexes. Add to that survivor's guilt, an abusive relationship in his youth, and unstable lines of work. The deck is fairly stacked.

Skimming past the bad, however, a generous eye can see that Yappo is a sympathetic man with skewed morals, an underlying sensitivity and capable of bright glee. (Typically inappropriately, but we're trying to keep positive.) His paternal family comes from artistic and adventurous roots, and he himself has an interest for collecting (puppets, tools, stuffed animals by his own admission), cartography, the stars, and painting, so it's often that you will find him at an easel in his free time, even on the road.

To shift back towards the negative, Yappo has a historically bad rap sheet regarding magical and aetherological pursuits. Many people in the past have thought of him as callous (if not malicious), due to the abundance of questionable practices and incidents that served to harm himself or - inadvertently - others. But despite these mishaps, his continued survival proves an impressive intelligence and resourcefulness in light of absolute delusion.

Above all, one can say that Yappo Rappo is very capable of cleaning up a mess.

LIKES

LIKE. High-repetition exercise

LIKE. Novelty trinkets and intriguing curios

LIKE. Logistics

LIKE. Travel

LIKE. Fruity alcohols

DISLIKES

DISLIKE. Drugs

DISLIKE. Piracy

DISLIKE. Discussing his love life

DISLIKE. Drugs

DISLIKE. Slavery

DISLIKE. The Twelveswood

DISLIKE. The smell of brand-new books

STRENGTHS

STRENGTH. Endurance

STRENGTH. Well-read

STRENGTH. Resourcefulness

STRENGTH. Maneuverability

WEAKNESSES

WEAKNESS. Belligerence

WEAKNESS. Immaturity; stubbornness

WEAKNESS. Aetheric defects

WEAKNESS. General over-eagerness, impatience

WEAKNESS. Jack-of-all-trades, master of none

WEAKNESS. Self-doubt and melancholy

WEAKNESS. Impropriety


CURRENT INVENTORY

This is a list of the items that Yappo usually keeps on his person, unguarded. Feel free to use this information if it comes up logically in the course of RP, such as pickpocketing, a search, etc.

Last Updated: N/A, 0 days since last incident.


  • ITEM: Fancy Pebbles: The faintest touch of aether run through these pebbles, but they are otherwise worthless. Magicite beads?

  • ITEM: Bone Whistle, Broken: A birdcaller with a purple string looped through it. It makes no sound, on account of the giant chunk taken out of the middle.

  • ITEM: Lucky Dagger: A blunted dagger with a bronze cap. The hilt is inscribed with the word 'Champ's'.

  • ITEM: Length of Loose Wire: A very long length of scrap metal garbage found in the depths of Yappo's pocket?

  • ITEM: Saucy News Clipping & Rag Smelling of Paint-Thinner: ???


Humorous Trivia

A tongue-in-cheek exchange of jokes, tangentially related to (and sillier than) rumors. All are blatantly dubious - however, some may be laced with fragments of the truth.


  • Yappo earned his chin scar after he mishandled a crowbar while working in Limsa Lominsa.
  • Did you know? Yappo likes his men like he likes his alcohol; stuffed into a barrel for several moons.
  • Yappo was orphaned and raised in Landis, by the spectre of a mage-knight.
  • If you listen closely at odd hours, you can hear Yappo talking to the portrait of the Admiral in his office at the Lion's Rest tavern.
  • Yappo has daily sprees of drunken bartering, thus is the source of the legions of trinkets stashed on his person.
  • He can not muster the strength to bite anybody, because he has a weak lower jaw.
  • Despite needing glasses, Yappo is unbeaten among his colleagues at target shooting.

COMBAT & WEAPONRY

Attributes
 
   Strength
   P.Defense
 
   Dexterity
   M.Defense
 
   Martial Prowess
   Intelligence
 
   Magic Affinity
   Luck
   
 

Yappo Rappo seems at first glance to excel at martial engagements, retaining a lot of familiarity with dagger-play from his childhood, as well as retaining maneuverability from his less wholesome days as a young adult - to which end he exercises constantly to keep his flexibility and strength up. His four fulm and bulky build conceal an interest in scholarly pursuits, however; Yappo voraciously reads up on a wide variety of subjects, preferring matters of both magical theory and practice, and even other mundane topics and crafts over reading of martial techniques. Unfortunately, he lacks suitability in magical pursuits, often endangering himself and others in using martial magic - not only because Yappo is thick-headed and stubborn, but moreover because Yappo is constitutionally unfit for most magical practice.

As a ward of Mealvaan's Gate in his youth, he was taught the foundations of Arcanima, so he is not academically incapable of magic. Of course, after they figured out that Yappo could not form a stable Carbuncle or even bring down a proper Ruin, they focused on the arithmetic over the magical. The only grace given to him from that kind of schooling was that Yappo did eventually find a talent for mending wounds the mundane way - and more importantly found a knack with numbers and ledgers.

So given all of that, it should come as little surprise to learn that Yappo actually has quite a practical knowledge of vivimancy and Blue Magic; practices that make minimal use of one's personal aether, and when so, are often aligned with the element of Earth. What makes up the difference in those cases where elemental aspects are key to practical magic happens to be what is referred to as a Magia Board - an immensely expensive, but vital safety net that allows aetherial realignment through a magicite mechanism. Though, some encounters favor a more subtle touch, which is where the rest of his 'kit' comes in. Due to his stature and build, a very effective and relatively less noisy way of getting 'the final say' is through the use of his trusty length of wire. Otherwise, hitting someone over the head with his thick spell ledger is a good, non-lethal alternative.


Trusty Knives

No matter what shape, style, or condition, Yappo always has a different pair of workable knives or daggers on hand. Often, multiples if they're small enough. All over his body. With the exception of his Lucky Dagger, which has been dulled and treated as a memento more than an instrument of battle, (not that it doesn't make it unworkable as a bludgeon,) Yappo whets all of his daggers equally and lovingly. It's very stress-relieving.

Piano Wire

Seemingly a thin piece of scrap metal trash, when pulled taut, it becomes a lethal weapon. Especially in the hands of a 4 fulm individual with intense grip and (graceful) leaping power. If your neck doesn't snap first, bleeding out is often the way anybody caught in the Raptor's Wire will go. That said, it is an exceedingly rare occasion that Yappo ever feels the desire or necessity to use it.

Spell Ledger

Though habits die hard and he still carries ledgers and palimpsests all over his person from time to time, Yappo always keeps one of various ledgers exhibited on his belt; no matter the style or thickness. It's relatively unknowable whether the contents within any one of these clip-on ledgers correspond to the contents of the others, but there's one thing that is indeed obvious. The ledgers pack a fucking punch when applied liberally to the face - and they are, of course, called 'spell' ledgers for a reason, often hosting diagrams, mantras, and animal iconography.

Sheer Magical Will

While not technically a corporeal weapon, Yappo's stubbornness makes for a very wild and dangerous one. In his desperation and frustration, he had practiced - and formally flunked out of - Thaumaturgy, to horrible results. You do not want to mess with a repeat drop-out with little to lose. In addition, Yappo's short temper under pressure makes him even more reckless than he already is. It's to everyone's benefit that they get out of the way and watch the fireworks from afar when he pops.


EXPERIENCE LOG

Here is a list of recent and/or notable fights, roleplay scenes, etc. that CHARACTER has been a part of. This list is by no means all inclusive, and serves more as a general reference as to what HE/SHE has been up to.


  • Opponent Name (Date) : Weapon. Details about the fight.
  • Opponent Name (Date) : Weapon. Details about the fight.


BACKSTORY

Yappo Rappo was the youngest of three brothers, all of whom were raised on a family tradition of bucking the traditional - a trait from the paternal side of the family; eschewing locality and the Plainsfolks' weaknesses for festivities and merriment, instead favoring discipline and stoicism.

The other two brothers were, from eldest to younger, Gepezi Dapezi - Yappo's personal hero growing up; and then Yagefa Poyafa, the over-eager younger child determined to prove himself to everyone. Gepesi and Yagefa were aged 15 and 10 summers respectively when their mother Dazizi Dazi bore Yappo in the year 1549 of the Sixth Astral Era.

Despite the large age gap and the complications of Yappo's birth, the brothers had no qualms helping their parents raise him. Something that their father, Yafayel Ofayel, was especially proud of them for - not that the two of them were allowed to be remiss in their duties. Because you see, they were not simple farmers, craftsmen, or scholars; Yappo's maternal lineage stemmed from the members of the Upright Thieves, a long line of Limsan rogues who upheld the rapscallion code and were a stye upon the piratical elements of Vylbrand and her surrounding seas - dutifully keeping them in check.

From Yafayel Ofayel's side of the family came cartographers, navigators, explorers. Not a single rogue, but many a dashing sailor. This reputation carried on as recently as the brothers' grandfather, Oredo Laneddo, who was well-established among the privateers and pirates as a drafter of exquisite maps and a Twelves-given gift for navigating the seas. It was a chance encounter along the Indigo Deep that paired Yappo's parents together in the first place.

Though, it took many summers for Oredo Laneddo to stomach the pairing, given the bad blood he held for Dazi's father; the rogue Dadasi Adadsi - and the distaste was mutual. Though the two codgers hated each other (for the silliest and pettiest of reasons at that), they would not see their hatred spoil the love they had for their children. They vowed to steer clear of one another and allow the couple a chance to breathe.

And breathe, they did: Yafayel picked up the ropes with the Upright Thieves quick enough - and not long after, the two lovers bore their first child. Five relatively quiet years later, as planned, they bore the second. Five more years probably would have seen the third, had controversy not intervened.

At the time circa 1537, the admiralty was lax in policing a number of Limsan enterprises, leaning upon the rogues to police the waters for them as they always had, rogues who had reigned with just cause from the admiralty and many admirals before. But who guards the guardsmen? A night that would be regarded as the fifth-worst commercial bloodbath of the then-admiral's reign, an armed raid was conducted by a squad of rogues on a charter ship, The Fourth Hell, under vague premises. The vessel in question hosted Oreddo Laneddo as it embarked from Vylbrand to the Near East. A surprise to nobody, the squad's leader was Dadasi Adadsi.

Normally when the pirate code was broken, the Upright Thieves piled in and meted out justice themselves. Be it a bloody end for the transgressors or no. But when the rot comes from within, the unjust from without can smell it like blood in the water; the Upright Thieves were momentarily compromised by greed and Dadasi Adadsi was complicit. Little wonder that the Raid of The Fourth Hell ended up drawing nearby vessels into battle; it was the perfect opportunity for brigands and pirates to get a step ahead of their fellows.

As befits a nation of pirates, the list of casualties of both cargo and crew were long and gruesome, and no doubt a factor in the Rogues' falling popularity with the next admiral's rise in 1561. The Upright Thieves' reputations had been compromised and Dadasi Adadsi was branded a 'dangerous turn-coat' and executed. Despite the bloodbath, Oredo Laneddo had survived the raid, as did a token portion of The Fourth Hell's crew.

About twelve years after Dadasi's execution, Yappo was born. Born quite large for a newborn Lalafell, he was nonetheless a tad frail for his early years - moreover, there were fears his mother would not live past the birth. Though she survived yet, fierce as she was, and Yappo's health turned favorable, he was raised watching his mother futilely concealing her fall into worse and worse health.

He was also raised on cautionary tales like those of his grandparents' feud and picked up his surviving grandfather's love of geography before he traveled away - but Yappo always held that particularly sordid history he was part of as his favorite of these many cautionary tales. Fortunately, he never got to see his mother pass away from illness. Unfortunately, he did not get to see his family perish most ironically either. Assaulted at sea by one of the surviving crew mates of the Fourth Hell.

Yappo was left an orphan and found himself a ward of Mealvaan's Gate.

RECENT HISTORY

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RELATIONSHIPS


RELATIONSHIP STATUS LEGEND
Romantic Attraction Physical Attraction Platonic Love $ Business Deceased Positive Negative Neutral 🔃 Unsure 🔒 Trust


FAMILY & TRIBE

These are mostly backstory-related relationships
LIST OF FAMILY MEMBERS
Dasisi Dasi, mother. ( / )
Yappo’s Thoughts: "I took so much from you that I wish I could give back. My eyes, my lips, health, happiness. You deserve them much more."

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Yafayel Ofayel, father. ( / )
Yappo's Thoughts: "Furry boots would I be wivaht what yer gave me? Brown bread, mawer like."

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Oredo Laneddo, grandfather. ( / 🔒 )
I treasure your words: ”Keep ter the sea, it provides us a livin', and don't yer ever disrespect it by quarrelin' like aldgoats.”

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Gepesi Dapesi, sibling. ( / )
Yappo’s Thoughts: ”I almost sold your old dagger today for food. I wept so hard that the alms flooded my pockets. Still looking out for me, 'champ'?”

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Yagefa Poyafa, sibling. ( / )
CHARACTER’s Thoughts: ”Quote goes here.”

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NON-FAMILY

Listed here are the non-family characters, both PC and NPC, that CHARACTER has interacted with enough or in such a way for HIM/HER to form a real opinion about them. Please don't take personal offense if your character isn't listed here, or how the interaction or relationship is described. It isn't that I dislike your character or our RP. I just tend to only add these as necessary for those who make a real impact on CHARACTER, and descriptions are purely based upon in character experiences and opinions!

Last Update... DATE.

* An asterisks denotes that CHARACTER doesn't know the individual's true name.

LIST OF NON-FAMILY RELATIONS
Character Name, short descriptor. ( SYMBOLS GO HERE )
CHARACTER’s Thoughts: "Quote goes here."

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RUMORS


These are rumors, both from NPCs and PCs, that one might overhear in regards to CHARACTER. Feel free to utilize these in your RP hooks, or add your own!


◢ Common Rumors - Easily overheard. Use these freely!
  • "Rumor goes here." -- Rumor Author.

  • "Rumor goes here." -- Rumor Author.


◢ Uncommon Rumors - A little more difficult to hear. Use sparingly or ask first!
  • "Rumor goes here." -- Rumor Author.

  • "Rumor goes here." -- Rumor Author.

  • "Rumor goes here." -- Rumor Author.


◢ Rare Rumors - Very rarely overheard. Please ask before using!
  • "Rumor goes here." -- Rumor Author.

  • "Rumor goes here." -- Rumor Author.


◢ Player Character Rumors - Feel free to add rumors of your own!
  • (Insert rumor here.) -- Rumor Author / Location

  • (If you add a player rumor, please first copy and paste the above line of code to leave behind for the next person! Thanks!)


SCREENSHOTS

A collection of screenshots of CHARACTER that serves as a visual reference, or snapshots from certain roleplaying scenes.



ARTWORK

A collection of artwork of CHARACTER, either commissioned or gifted by the respective artist(s). Artist names & info are linked when you hover over images.
You are not permitted to re-use this artwork for your own characters or purposes, whether on Final Fantasy XIV or on other games, forums, etc.



ROLEPLAY HOOKS

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  • Role Name or Type: Description about the role or hook.
  • Role Name or Type: Description about the role or hook.
  • Role Name or Type: Description about the role or hook.


ABOUT THE PLAYER

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THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND...

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GUIDELINES

Overall, I'm pretty chill as far as guidelines go. I don't have an extensive list of 'Do's or 'Don't's or things that I personally find triggering. So chances are, you won't offend me or make me uncomfortable unless you're trying to or just being really skeevy in general. Still, for the sake of making sure everyone's on the same page here, let me make a few mentions in particular:

I WILL NOT...

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I WILL...

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